Learning the Language

Thais are really nice people. Almost all the time I feel they are just about the nicest people, always friendly and courteous. The problem comes when I try to communicate of course, as not a large percentage speak English. I'm not complaining, it's their country not mine, and also the reason I have work here. I've been here more than six months and I still can't carry on even the most basic of conversations. There really hasn't been much incentive for me to study, like the Mexican or Vietnamese who has been in the U.S. 30 years but is incapable of participating in a rudimentary exchange about anything. I never thought I'd be that guy, but I'm well on my way. Anybody who has studied till the wee hours for an exam has wished the top of the head could be unscrewed and knowledge poured directly in. 

I bought an online course called Linguaphone because it was "on sale". I kind of see why. Though it does a pretty good job of presenting the language, it seems very old-fashioned. I know, not the most horrible thing to be. It would probably turn out to be good if I would sit down and use it regularly, but it seems to be totally oriented to the tourist. Granted, I haven't gotten that far in it, so can't really complain much. 

I've begun making a list of words I think a 4 year old probably knows in "karaoke English". Honest, that's what they call it. You can find Thai karaoke videos on youtube where they spell out Thai words at the bottom using the English alphabet rather than the Thai alphabet. So it's my basic vocabulary I started, with words I should know and which are not (generally) presented in the beginning of this course. Most of these were compiled by my fourth and fifth grade classes on the last day of summer school. I told them they could teach me Thai this time. It was fun watching them all come to consensus on the karaoke spelling. The Thai teacher even chimed in (she can't speak any better than most of the kids). I started using ٧ and ٨ to indicate go up or go down at the end of the word. 

General dialogue
English
Thai
English
Thai
English
Thai
Eng.
Thai
faster
leaw
please
ko long
yes
chai
bring
ow mah
slower
cha
harder
yah
no
mai chai
take
ow pai
drive
kub
softer
baow
on
bon
get
dai
walk
den
drink
duh
off
pit
work
tam ngan
run
wik
outside
kang nog
eat
ghin
short
san
up
ghun
inside
kang ni
also
la gor
long
yaw
down
luong
under
kang tei
looks younger
wai loon
high
sung٨
toilet
hong nam
sleep
non
inappropriate
mai mor som
low
tam
beautiful
suwai
soft sound
siang
hard difficult
yak
play
len
handsome
laaw
soft feel
nim
hard feel
kang
stop
yud
loud
smooth
liab
rough
kru krah
go
pai
sticky
niau
good
dee
bad
mai dee
learn
liund
fast/quick
lieaw
scared
kuwah
sad
sao
itch
kun
brush
pang
comb
wi٨
happy
mee kwam sonk
stink
pee akk
wash
lang
sanook
fun
shampoo
ya sap um
really?
reuu

Food
English
Thai
English
Thai
hungry
hiw
full
tem
rice and duck
kow na ped
crispy pork w/rice
kow moo krob
BBQ pork w/rice
kow moo daeng
mixed veg. w/rice
kow pad pak ruam mit
pork omelet with rice
kow kai jiaew moo sub
shrimp
goong
check please
kit tang
rice noodles w/black sauce
pad see ew
spicy sour soup
tam yum /goong/ moo/gai/etc.
I bought for you
sue mar fan
I’ll have that too/“also”
la gor

At the Doctor 
English
Thai
English
Thai
doctor
mor
fever
kai
nurse
payaban
swelling
buom
pain
puod
poison
yapit
stomachache
puod tong
leg
ka٨
headache
puod hua
arm
kaan٨
fever
kai
head
hooah٨
diarrhea
tong sia
neck
kaw٧
cost
nun/jai
thank you
kob khun